Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？
凯特：
purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.purrverse: poem about a strange kitty.purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.purrpetual:Everlasting love for domesticated felines.purrs
