不行！一定得公牛才行！

An economical budget

I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show. Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by the qualities of the device, she mentioned that it saved 25000 gallons of water a year

这样我就可以拍别人的屁股了

‍‍从前我以为酒吧有拍别人屁股的色狼，一直不敢去。 后来去了才发现，原来没有这样的色狼。 这下我就可以安心拍别人屁股了。‍‍

刘备的儿子为什么叫刘婵

曹操很欣赏孙权，曾说：“生子当若孙仲谋，就我那些孩子，呸！”所以他的儿子取名曹丕。 孙权则很欣赏诸葛亮，所以他的儿子取名孙亮。 刘备却是一直对当年见过的貂蝉念念不忘，所以他的儿子取名刘禅。

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