visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?
游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康？
local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.
乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。
visitor: what was the matter with you?
游客：你怎么了？
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box." Da
