有没有四角的？ 那天去买内裤，问老板：“有没有四角的？”老板没抬头瞟了我一眼：“没，最少十五块。”
第一次在网上找小姐很忐忑，找好小姐约好酒店以后，就下楼去打出租车。上车后，越想越激动，毕竟第一次。想着想着结果身体一颤，。。“师傅，掉头回去吧”！
1、总结会上，老板说：今年公司利润成倍增长，我将给各位开一张千元支票作为奖励。大家热烈鼓掌。老板接着说：如果明年继续这样，我就在那些支票上签字！
2、某部门员工聚餐，摆了两桌。领导那桌上的大闸蟹是野生的，个头小；职工桌上的大闸蟹是养殖的，个头大。领导很生气，办公室主任忙解释：他们那桌是人养的！
英文笑话：汪汪叫的妻子 A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor． “When I was first married，I was very happy． I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor． “When I was first married，I was very happy． I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me
小黑的母亲因车祸而截肢，小黑一下买回两张轮椅。 妻子问：“用得了吗？” 小黑：“亲爱的，你忘了自己说过的话，凡是给我妈买的东西，也一定要同样给你妈买一件。”
有对夫妻，郎才女貌，生了个小孩快两岁了，却总觉得小孩跟夫妻俩长的都不像。 夫妻俩越来越不安，怀疑是不是当初在医院分娩时被医院给弄错了，于是一家三口去做了DNA亲子鉴定。 鉴定的结果：丈夫跟小孩有血缘关系，妻子没
