刚好就 这样吧

和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了
个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他
垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖
父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不
死，我的祖父就得死了！”

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take

another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly

arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would

have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he

lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have

some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens,"

his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"