Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回
(1)流氓老师讲《羊脂球》,让同学们思考:“羊脂球不愿卖身给侵略者,是不是就是爱国呢?好比抗战时,要是中国的*女们罢了工,是不是就是‘抗日’呢?”同学们没思考,反而哄堂大笑起来。到现在,老师还不知道他们笑什么呢。(2)英语课上,流氓老师让一同学描述其节日观感,同学只说了一句:“Anywhere all is people mountain people sea.”老师略一沉吟:“到处都是人山人海?”同学们大惊:连这种英语你都懂?“嘿嘿,这都是当年俺玩剩下的,”老师说,“Rem