智商让人捉急的病人

brown: i'm sorry to see you so unwell. have you seen the doctor?布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗？jack: yes. i'm having three baths a day.杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。brown: what for?布朗：为什么？jack: don't know, doctor's orders. he gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read:" one tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water.杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的嘱咐。他给了我一些药并告诉我要按照药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙。”